title: complementary colors
character(s)/pairing(s): rosalie/jasper/bella, emmett/alice
rating: pg13 (violence, sexuality, language, and the radical suggestion it might be okay for vampires to kill humans. gasp!)
word count: 5912
spoilers: eclipse (BD AU)
notes: a word of caution: this isn't particularly kind to cannon pairings or some of the cullens, ( Read more... )

title: finders keepers
character(s)/pairing(s): angela/emmett
rating: g
word count: 100
spoilers: none; totally au
summary: all-human. you met him, for the first time, when you were ten.

title: behind us the road is leaving
character(s)/pairing(s): rosalie/esme
rating:  pg13 (character death)
word count: 100
spoilers: none
summary: esme coddles and ( Read more... )

title:  it's the dirtiest clean i know
character(s)/pairing(s): alice/bella, mentions of edward/bella
rating: light r 
word count: 1394
spoilers: set between twilight and new moon 
author's note: title from feist's "my moon, my man"

summary: bella needs some help showering after she breaks her leg in phoenix. luckily, alice is happy to help.

"I ( Read more... )

title: l'enlèvement de violet
character(s)/pairing(s): rosalie
rating: pg13
word count: 100 
spoilers:  set during breaking dawn pt. iii.
summary:  au. rosalie leaves only two things behind.

title: led by the warmth of your heart
character(s)/pairing(s): mike(/bella)
rating: pg
word count: 100 
spoilers:  speculation post-breaking dawn.
summary:  ( Read more... )

title: caution: contents hot
character(s)/pairing(s): edward/bella
rating: pg
word count: 100  
spoilers: none.
summary: bella entrusts edward with the task of making popcorn. it does not end well.

title: team whatshisname 
character(s)/pairing(s): jessica/jacob
rating: pg
word count: 100
spoilers: takes place during eclipse
summary: jessica has ( Read more... )

title: evil stepsisters always come in pairs  
character(s)/pairing(s): bella/leah, charlie/sue, edward/bella 
rating: r (for excessive language) 
word count: 865 
spoilers: post-breaking dawn.

summary: the maid of honor is a vamp. this is so not going to end well.

So, there’s an explanation for this. A really good one. Leah’s just… she's not sure ( Read more... )

title:  a broadway revival played to an empty stage
character(s)/pairing(s):  alice/bella, background rosalie/jasper
rating: pg
word count: 246
warnings: femslash
spoilers: none; this is totally au

summary:  au. it begins like every other story: a stranger comes to town.

the apple rolls smoothly against your palms, the slick, red skin bruising ( Read more... )

title: girl code (or, what happens stays) 
character(s)/pairing(s):  angela/jessica/lauren, mike, tyler 
rating: pg13
word count: 240 
spoilers: pre-twilight, so none
warnings: references to a femslash threesome, but everything in this is pretty tame. it's more fluff than anything.

summary: mike would have a girl-on-girl-(on-girl)-induced stroke ( Read more... )

title: when your roots and branches twist into the same knot 
character(s)/pairing(s): rosalie, nessie, edward, bella, jacob || jacob/nessie, edward/bella
rating: pg
word count: 3709
spoilers: breaking dawn

summary: even vampire parents experience empty nest syndrome. especially if they're edward.

“Try not to scowl too much. Your face looks like it ( Read more... )

title: i have so many abandonment issues they should give me a free subscription 
character(s)/pairing(s): bella, alice, bella/edward, bella/alice if you squint
rating: pg
word count: 359
spoilers: takes place just before eclipse
author's note: based off this quote from eclipse: "alice would spend the night with me if was pathetic enough to ask her ( Read more... )